Global Warming saves Mayor Sam Adams from recall

Reag Beag  Special News Report:

The campaign to recall Mayor Sam Adams has failed. Portland will keep its beloved openly gay mayor in office.  Jasun Wurster, chief organizer of the recall, and apparently a person that has nothing better to do than collect signatures to oust the first openly gay mayor in US history out of office, will be banished from Portland city limits and will spend the rest of his days locked in Gresham.

"I didnt breed love with Breedlove...ahh...until later"

"I didnt breed love with Breedlove...ahh...until later"

According to Jasun Wurster, extreme summer temperatures are to blame for the unsuccessful recall campaign. Wurster states,”I learned that doing a recall campaign during a brutally hot summer when you have a 106 degree temperature isn’t very conducive to getting signatures.”  When in doubt blame it on the fucking weather. Perhaps increased global temperatures are why Al Gore wasn’t elected president and is now obsessed with the Global Warming phenomena. Maybe Global Warming caused Jon & Kate from “Jon & Kate Plus 8” to get a divorce or brainwashed every teenage girl and boy to worship the Jonas Bros.   We have just hit the tip of the iceberg of this outlandish claim…..To be continued.

Feel the power of love

Feel the power of love

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~ by kybrandrew on October 6, 2009.

4 Responses to “Global Warming saves Mayor Sam Adams from recall”

  1. I really don’t know what country you live in… but banishment is a thing of the past. I find it very silly the notion that people are going to take me to the edge of PDX city limits and force me never to come back… but if you wanna get a posse together and try, 503-799-7919.

  2. take it easy bro…don’t be so gay.

  3. Saturday,Pioneer square, after breakfast.

  4. aahahahahaha!!

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