Not only has ‘”Avatar” become the highest grossing film of all-time and showed us that giant blue aliens with tails can still be hot, it has also started a new indie rock fashion phenomenon—the art of sporting Real D Wayfarers 3D Glasses while out in about in the community.
Drew Carey approved
While hitting the streets, checking out the new fashions, I’ve noticed a large share of the indie-rockers around the streets of Portland sporting the new wave 3D glasses. This guy was pretty excited to show off his new look.
Get to know me....
Ran into this guy at an art show in the Pearl. He was mumbling about seeing in 6D. I don’t know what the fuck he was talking about…
"6D is the new 3D brah..."
I think this guy (named appropriately “3D”) from “Back to the Future” did a little messing around with the time machine. He didn’t grab the Gray’s Sports Almanac, but he did notice that everyone in the future was wearing 3D glasses. I want to see a movie all about this guy–it would kind of be like Tom Stoppard’s Rosencrantz & Guildenstern”, but behind the scenes of “Back to the Future”.
"I can't wait to be a cowboy in 'Young Guns'..."
I went to Mississippi Studios the other night and everyone kind of looked like this guy. Throw-back 3D glasses and a Magnum mustache to match. Typical…
New year…new decade…new you? Maybe it’s time for a refresher? I don’t know about you, but Beagleberg 2010 is on board with the changing times. Drugs will go digital, of course, but what will they look like? Beer and booze will become hydrating beverages with names like “Striker Brews” and “Dr. Buzzrunner”. Heartfelt glances toward that new guy or gal will soon be surpassed by iphones disguised as analog tape decks that text virtual hugs based on your crotch temperature. Whaaaa!!??!! Fuckin’-a right. We’re on the pulse, don’t doubt it. Wait, did Google just put Apple out of business?
Will you buy a new car in the future? They’ll all come “fully loaded”…
HYPER-TEXTING-SEX-O-ROD FUTURE VAN
Don’t change too much though. Some styles stand the test of time. Magic wallet anyone?? Cuz, ya’ know, it’s really important people don’t forget how cool you used to be…just in case you turn into a real lame tween.
So Marshall is making his move…how ’bout you?? This beagle correspondent will be burning a christmas tree and then hangin’ on the rez! Living on the fringe…yeah.
As for vids of the decade, pretty sure this is it:
But don’t forget the chronicles either! Or I guess there’s that skank getting punched on the Jersey Shore too…wow, what a decade!! What happened to star wars kid??
Shit, bros, Portland is well into its first “Arctic Blast” of the season! Just like last year, the mainstream media is striking fear into the masses. Well, Beagle News HQ has taken the standard “stay home, stay warm” paradigm and turned it on its ear. Here are some anti-freeze tips and hits to make you think that wearing shorts today doesn’t sound so bad.
Surfer Blood is the music for your day. New guy bands don’t have good vids, but in the end, it’s about rocking out in your hipster Mercedes diesel wagon while cruising for hot winter treats wrapped in cashmere scarves (you’ll be in flip flops though). Did I mention Surfer Blood’s rad banner on their blog?
Portland…where I’ve come to know more than my share of pussy-crazed ladies. I think it’s more due to age than location though. “Hmmm, what does my new apartment need? Oh, I know, a CAT!” Fuck the alt-animal-hoodie, this shit’s fo’ real, dawg!!!
"I ruv my kitties dis much!!"
Garfield? Heathcliff?? Morris!?!? They’re in here somewhere…
With the sun going down so early and ‘New Moon’ coming up so soon these days, who has time for TV shows?
I get it… TV is not cool….I don’t even have one or even know what one is, but I do like to take in a good story once in awhile. Who the fuck doesn’t?
Yeah so a couple of years ago I was dating this girl who was really cool at first. We started our courtship in the summer and it was mildy rad. Next thing you know it’s winter I’m hanging at her house 6 nights a week and all she wanna do is eat ice creams and watch VH1.
I’ll admit for a bit I was caught up in ‘Rock of Love’, and also a show about a ‘Tequila Slut’ that was hitting closer to home than I realized.
Things have changed my friends.
With old favorites like ‘The Office’ and ‘Always Sunny’ jumping sharks it’s little bit harder to get your entertainment on.
However, there are some really decent programs out these days ( my grandma call tv shows programs and so do I)
These are all shows that can be watched on a computer guys so don’t make excuse why not to see the rad.
TRAILER PARK BOYS
Trailer Park Boys flies under the radar in the U.S. and sometimes I’m behind the times- so I apologize if i caught the boat too late…
Give this thing a chance cause it just seems to get better and better. It’s shot mockumentary style following 3 trailer bros ( Ricky, Julian and Bubbles) just trying to make things right.
Upon first glance you may think it’s “kinda funny, but stupid”. That’s a phrase your idiot aunt would say without giving it a chance- so don’t. Get yourself 7 episodes deep and all will become clear. This perhaps might be the best show you’ve ever seen.
I could go on for a day why I know it’s the best, just see for yourself. My favorite character is the drunken trailer park supervisor- Jim Lahey. Watch this and see why.
Mr. Lahey: Why don’t you get a life Rick? Why don’t ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin’ in a car and growin’ dope 101.
Ricky: And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a… lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a fuckin’ idiot that doesn’t wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good… 101.
Definetly the best show to watch. This is the kind of show that goes by too fast and leaves you wanting more…. I’m actually mad when each episode is over because I’ve got a whole week to go before the next.
If you haven’t seen it yet you’ve got a good this going cause you can marathon those first 3 seasons and get your mind blown with some edge of your seat situations. You gotta start from the get go or you’re an idiot.- watch this tiny recap and decide if its for you.http://quicksilverscreen.com/videos?c=906
The new season starts in february or something so catch up un this and make this a november to remember.
BORED TO DEATH
You don’t need hbo to watch this but it helps. Schwartzman, Galafinakis and Ted Dancing star in this nice looking little program about secret detectives and getting high. The first seas is only like 6 episodes so you could turn this fucker out in the better part of an afternoon.
